Hero's journey

Ordinary World: Tatooine where Luke lives and works
Call to Adventure: R2D2's holograph of Princess Leiaclassic princess in distress
Refusal of Call: Parental blocking figure, Uncle Owen, reminds Luke of familial responsibilities.
Meeting the Mentor: Obi Wan Kenobiis guide; talisman is father's light saber
Crossing the Threshold: Luke leaving of his home planet Tantooine
Tests, allies, enemies: Luke's efforts to save Leia, Serpent in trash compacter; Obi Wan, R2D2 & 3CPO, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Leia; Vader
The Inner Most Cave: The Imperial Falcon is drawn into the Death Star by tractor beam.
The Ordeal: Saving Leia
The Reward: Luke becomes a hero rescuing Leia
The Return: Falcon escapes exploding Death Star
Resurrection: Return of Obi Wan as internalized voice 
Return with Elixir: Saves Leia and R2D2 with plans of Death Star

50 word story

Once was a boy who wanted a girl with the same brown eyes as his mom. And there once was a girl who wanted a boy who had his game locked tight. They eventually found each other and they were exactly what the other one wanted and they broke up

Blurbs

1.) Juliet meets a boy named Romeo and she falls in love but her father doesn't want her to fall in love with him. Juliet wants Romeo to save her.

2.) There is a Boy and a Girl that are dating and the girl has the same eyes as his mom so he feels like he is dating his mom

3.)Wealthy guy thinking about the world, and how good he has it, and how he could help others. So he prays.

4.) About a man telling the story of him falling in love, having a son and daughter, how his wife almost died, and about how they need to enjoy each moment they have left. Then it catches up to present day as they eat dinner as a family

5.) A man walks in the dessert with his horse.  For nine days he walks describing the various things he sees.  Until finally he finds the Ocean and lets his horse roam free.

All I Need is 6 words

He takes the shot, 3 points
Sick crossover, perfect spin, excellent Dunk
who uses facebook anyway, it blows
who do you think you are
do you know who I am
See you at the rio bi
why do you think your funny
It helps the food get through
FETCH! ctrl Z, ctrl Z, gosh
Never text your friends girlfriends ever

Momma's Boy

Plot - There is a Boy and a Girl that are dating and the girl has the same eyes as his mom so he feels like he is dating his mom

Characters - Boy and Girl, girls dad, and the boys mom


Conflict - He feels like he is dating his mom

Theme -Don't date your mom

Setting - The movies, and just when they are with each other

Linkage

The impulse 2

An old hag and two boys at a toy store

3-what do you want old fart

1-Judist priest don't talk to your grandmother like that

3-your not my grandmother your his grandmother

1-oh sorry I'm blind as a bat

2-leave grandma no one wants you here

1-okay see you later children

2-yea don't get hit by a bus or do whatever

1-oh thank you child you are such a great child good to meet you

2-That was me grandma

Zroom

3-you shoulda jumped in front of that one old hag

1-why thank you

Stage right

1- Heyhihowareya man
2- What are you talking about you have said that 5 times
1- Cool noodles man
2- Who are you
1- Mmmmmmm.... Man
2- What is that are you smokin some keefer
1- You know it man
2- Pass it round
third man enters with a .45
3- I'll bust a cap in yo...
Third man drops to the floor with a bullet hole right between the eyes
1- Thats Whats up Negro man
2- Pass it round! Or I'll do the same to you
1- Fo get bout it

The Impulse

An old hag and two little boys at a toy store

Hello children

what do you want old fart

Judist priest don't talk to your grandmother like that

your not my grandmother your his grandmother

oh sorry I'm blind as a bat

leave grandma no one wants you here

okay see you later children

yea don't get hit by a bus or do whatever

oh thank you child you are such a great child good to meet you

Bad Poetry

There was a beautiful boy
there was a handsome girl
they met only once
it was there one and only date
they confessed there love at first sight
it ended then and there
there love was severed
by that bus

DIRECT ORDERS!

Rock out like the price is right. Like you won. Rock out like there will be someone to meet you when the get there. Like you were accepted. rock out like you made it out alive. Like you have direct orders to. Rock out like you shook the dust. Like you made the game winning buzzer beater. Like you made your first dunk. Rock out like you got the girl. Like you decided to go for gold or go home. Rock out like WWII ended. Like you were blind and all you had was music. Rock out like you made it to the end.

Shake the Dust

This is for the kids without shoes. For the athletes replaying a loss. For the hearts with no love. This is for all the broken hearts with no glue. Shake the dust. This is for the never been kissed. For the loveless. For the boy sitting in the rain alone on her doorstep. Shake the dust. This is for the beginning and the end. For all the failing students. For all the girls not asked to prom. Shake the dust. This is for the eyes that won't cry. For the legs that can't walk. for the mouths without word. Shake the dust. This is for the minds without thoughts. For the dreamers without dreams. This is for the distance you have to travel to get inspired. Shake the dust

I'm thinking about you

I'm thinking about you. I'm thinking about you like basketballs think about hoops. Like like soap thinks about water. Like flags think about wind. I'm thinking about you like imagination thinks about dreams. Like dreams think about your ambitions. Like snow thinks about mountains. I'm thinking about you like Hair thinks about growing. Like lungs think about air. Like eyes think about sight. Like ears think about music. I'm thinking about you like Justin Bieber thinks about purple. Like you think about your boyfriend.

Love is...

1) Love is love
2) Love is a Bullet
3) Love is a Steak
4) Love is a roller coaster
5) Love is a shoe
6) Love is Toy story
7) Love is a Sword
8) Love is a Shield
9) Love is a pencil with no paper
10) Love is Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun

Introduction

My name is Tom Callahan III, but just call me Tommy Boy. I just graduated from college, I was there for seven years. Yeah, I got a D+! I live in Sandusky, OH and am currently the new C.E.O. of Callahan Auto parts.